Poker reveals to the frank observer something else of import—it will teach him about his own nature. Many bad players do not improve because they cannot bear self-knowledge. -- David Mamet

 The less you bet, the more you lose when you win.-Bonnatti's Law   

 

 

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect-R.W.Emerson


 

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Poker is the game closest to the western conception of life, where life and thought are recognized as intimately combined, where free will prevails over osophies of fate or of chance, where men are considered moral agents and where- at least in the short run- the important thing is not what happens but what people think happens.-John Luckacs    

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Whether he likes it or not, a man's character is stripped bare at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life. Anthony Holden 

 

      Mae West: "Is poker a game of chance?" W.C. Fields: "Not the way I play it." -- from My Little Chickadee  

"More Angles Than Pythagoras"

I believe in poker the way I believe in the American Dream. Poker is good for you. It enriches the soul, sharpens the intellect, heals the spirit, and when played well, nourishes the wallet. -Lou Krieger